"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong....with your water hose."
The Half Kink
I have so many kinds of kinks, I've decided to name them.
Maybe I should name them after wrestling holds. I've always loved the term
'half nelson'.
But as you may know, my fellow gardeners, this is only the beginning.
Close your eyes and imagine what's next. Ready?
This is not just that 'never will get freed' tire hold.
This is a kink PLUS the tire hold.
Are you feeling my pain yet?
I call this the 'just pull on me and see what happens' pre-kink formation.
It's as if my water hose can predict my every move.
Here's a better version of loop drama.
As you pull you just KNOW it's going to do something bad.
In fact, there's already a kink up at the top.
This took some talent. Is there a contest we can enter so that gardeners can win valuable prizes?
I could enter the Olympics with this one. I wish I could say I 'posed' the hoses, but I didn't.
These are actual scenes from a day of wrestling watering.
My last Murphy's Law has a new twist. (pardon the pun)
"If there is a twig on the ground, the water hose will somehow
wrap around it and then kink."
So...after a day spent watering the plants, it's time to relax to some music...
Maybe not! Hope you enjoyed today's garden humor.
And may all your garden hoses behave!
Happy Spring.
David/:0)
