Showing posts with label La Seca Grande. Show all posts
Showing posts with label La Seca Grande. Show all posts

Saturday, April 30, 2011

WELCOME TO DRAGON HOSES ~ AND OTHER Sadly FUNNY GARDEN NAMES

The city of Houston has raised our water rates for the 2nd straight year, a drought the size of TEXAS is raging outside along with millions (?!?) of  acres of wildfire damage across the state, and our poor farmers are suffering untold losses from crops waiting...just waiting for moisture.

How do you deal with hard times? I try to maintain a modicum of humor...plus I pray a lot.

With all of this, I've decided to rename my garden based on the weather conditions. Since I love languages, I've reached into the WORD barrel and come up with these:
 NEW GARDEN NAMES for TROPICAL TEXANA:

GARTEN KAPUTT (German for 'it's all gone!) :when a HARD FREEZE kills all of my tropical plants  
LE JARDIN LATANIER :when I get FLOODS and my garden is a swamp    ( Cajun French for swamp palm garden...by the way that sounds very romantic doesn't it?

DRAGON HOSES  :when I have to water endlessly  (said with a Scottish accent)

LA SECA GRANDE when it's so DRY I can't stand it anymore  (Spanish for THE BIG DRY)

BRUN HAVEN  :and finally, when it's all dead  (Danish for BROWN GARDEN)

Right now I'm still hopeful, so I'm sticking with DRAGON HOSES soon to be LA SECA GRANDE.
DRAGON  (DRAGGIN') HOSES...this week's garden theme
Thanks for stopping by. Share this post with anyone going through gardening difficulties.
David/ :0)
Latest Map from the United States Drought Monitor


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