...in which the last Jedi Gardener seeks help from
THE FORCE and from hot pepper sprays
to combat the continued evil attacks
on his banana trees
by the star squirrel troopers.
The Jedi Gardener seeks others to join
his rag tag army
against
these villains of the garden.
But first, we must have a secret symbol,
a code,
something to wear
that tells the world we are UNITED
against this EVIL FORCE.
Perhaps a T-Shirt with this cryptic set of images by Earth Sun Moon.
They have a number of other "I Hate Squirrels" caps and T-shirts,
so maybe I'm not alone.
The Evil Empire & Squirrels of the Dark Force
chew every new leaf that emerges from my once
beautiful banana trees.
But I have a plan...more on that later.
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!
David/:0)
Good luck with these Storm Rodents. They are all on the dark side! May the force be with you indeed!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the plan!
ReplyDeleteYou need a big Jedi cat. Our Ike rips their hearts out unless we give him too much food and then he starts lying around asking for handouts, kind of a sign of the times.
ReplyDeleteI see what they are doing to your 'nana plants, but I have to confess ---- I love the little buggers! There I have confessed. They sling bird seed everywhere. Chew up my cushions on the patio furniture and bury acorns every where, but I get a real kick out watching them. You can send them to my house. Enjoy your holiday!
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