My photos are always free here at Tropical Texana.
So...if you want to borrow one and send it to a struggling gardener, please be my guest.
So....without further ado (drum roll please)
Here are the 2014 GARDEN LINE OF SYMPATHY CARDS by
David at Tropical Texana
CARD #1 COVER
Cover: Sorry about your neighbor's taste in lawn art
Inside: Hey...at least they're not PINK FLAMINGOS
CARD #2 COVER
Cover: Sorry to hear that the city is putting a sidewalk through your garden...
Inside: ...but it's not the end of the world. Actually, it probably is. Give me a call and we'll talk.
CARD #3 COVER
COVER: Sorry to hear that the really expensive plant (that you had no business buying on that crazy trip to another part of the country that's not even in your plant hardiness zone) is almost dead.
INSIDE: Tough love...it comes in many forms.
CARD #4 COVER
COVER: Geeze....so is your new neighbor a master gardener or what?
INSIDE: Guess not. Hey, at least they're trying.
CARD #5 COVER (This is a real photo on the next street over)
COVER: Words cannot describe how sorry I am that my tree fell on your house...
CARD #6 COVER
COVER: I'm SO sorry you didn't buy 10 more of these while they were on sale...
INSIDE: I bet you are too!
CARD #7 COVER
COVER: Hey, what's bugging you?
INSIDE: More importantly, what's bugging your plants?
Text me sometime, okay?
And finally....the one I need for myself
CARD #8 COVER
COVER: Sorry to hear that your summer will be spent indoors doing your spouse's projects.
INSIDE: Sneak out and garden anyway!
(Freeze damage...another card idea)
So there you have it! Sympathy Cards for Gardeners
P.S. If you have any other ideas, just leave a comment.
I need someone to think of a card about squirrels.
That's it for today. Thanks for stopping by!