Showing posts with label funny garden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny garden. Show all posts

Friday, July 28, 2017

WEED WARS!!!


Down here in The South, Mother Nature brews up the perfect mix of heat, sunshine, humidity, and rainfall. Add to this the overheated and exhausted GARDENER, and you have the recipe
for 
WEED WARS!

Currently the troops are fighting an all out battle against this tough-rooted bunch grass. I haven't the faintest idea what it's called. We'd like to call it DEAD!

I've sent other troops to fight this tricky leaf flower weed.
It grows in even the smallest cracks. It can reseed by the hundreds if you don't pull it in time.

It will take an entire battalion to combat this hairy crabgrass.
It wins the prize for toughest root system to deal with. You can pull all you want, but most of the time it takes a digging tool to get all of it. 


This is a short version of leaf flower. It looks so pretty and ornamental...until you find hundreds of them in every nook and cranny. The leaf flower genus hails from South America and finds the Texas Gulf Coast a perfect place to live.

In the shady backyard the troops are taking on mulberry weed. This weed has not been in America very long, so many gardeners are just now seeing it for the first time. It moves around via the nursery trade.

Do NOT just snap off the top of mulberry weed. Here's why; as you can see by the above image, you will generate a whole Medusa's head of new growth each time you trim it.

Also, NEVER throw mulberry weed into your compost pile. Each seed head contains hundreds of viable seeds as tiny as this dot "."  (Actually they are tinier, but I know you would find that hard to believe)  I think it is actually closer in size to this dot "."  

Leaf flower has these cute little green seed pods dangling beneath the foliage. Each contains a powerhouse of seeds. Unless you have some weird 'cycle of life' thing going,  DO NOT throw leaf flower in your compost or leave them on the ground as mulch. You can enjoy the cycle of life in other ways. 


As we enjoy another Texas sunset, I'll leave you with some hopeful news.
Each of these bothersome weeds are annuals, not perennials. They don't like the cold and they must have open ground to show up each year. Mulching your garden will give you a distinct advantage.
Unfortunately, I love my gravel and rocky beds too much to cover them with mulch. I count pulling weeds as my stretching and yoga workout each morning.

That's it for now. Find some excuse to get outside today and garden!
YOU WILL FEEL BETTER for it!

David/:0)





Friday, June 13, 2014

GARDEN HUMOR: MY NEW LINE OF SYMPATHY CARDS FOR GARDENERS

My photos are always free here at Tropical Texana. 
So...if you want to borrow one and send it to a struggling gardener, please be my guest.
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So....without further ado (drum roll please)
Here are the 2014 GARDEN LINE OF SYMPATHY CARDS by
David at Tropical Texana
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 CARD #1 COVER
Cover: Sorry about your neighbor's taste in lawn art
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Inside: Hey...at least they're not PINK FLAMINGOS

 CARD #2 COVER
Cover: Sorry to hear that the city is putting a sidewalk through your garden...
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Inside: ...but it's not the end of the world. Actually, it probably is. Give me a call and we'll talk.

CARD #3 COVER
COVER: Sorry to hear that the really expensive plant (that you had no business buying on that crazy trip to another part of the country that's not even in your plant hardiness zone) is almost dead.
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INSIDE: Tough love...it comes in many forms. 

CARD #4 COVER
COVER: Geeze....so is your new neighbor a  master gardener or what?
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INSIDE: Guess not.  Hey, at least they're trying.

CARD #5 COVER (This is a real photo on the next street over)
COVER: Words cannot describe how sorry I am that my tree fell on your house...
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INSIDE: Blank

CARD #6 COVER
COVER: I'm SO sorry you didn't buy 10 more of these while they were on sale...
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INSIDE: I bet you are too! 

CARD #7 COVER 
COVER: Hey, what's bugging you?
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INSIDE: More importantly, what's bugging your plants?
Text me sometime, okay?

And finally....the one I need for myself
CARD #8 COVER
COVER: Sorry to hear that your summer will be spent indoors doing your spouse's projects.
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INSIDE: Sneak out and garden anyway!
(Freeze damage...another card idea)
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So there you have it! Sympathy Cards for Gardeners
P.S. If you have any other ideas, just leave a comment.
I need someone to think of a card about squirrels.

That's it for today. Thanks for stopping by!
David/:0)















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