...in which the last Jedi Gardener seeks help from
THE FORCE and from hot pepper sprays
to combat the continued evil attacks
on his banana trees
by the star squirrel troopers.
The Jedi Gardener seeks others to join
his rag tag army
these villains of the garden.
But first, we must have a secret symbol,
something to wear
that tells the world we are UNITED
against this EVIL FORCE.
Perhaps a T-Shirt with this cryptic set of images by Earth Sun Moon.
They have a number of other "I Hate Squirrels" caps and T-shirts,
so maybe I'm not alone.
The Evil Empire & Squirrels of the Dark Force
chew every new leaf that emerges from my once
beautiful banana trees.
But I have a plan...more on that later.
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!